Tournament Day
  By Andy Czeh
  Ping
  That's the first sound I hear
  It's the very first sound that enters my ear
  I'm going to try win with all of my might
  And if I don't finish on top of the field
  It's because I played light
  With fresh cut grass and all the birds chirping
  Off to the first tee with coach just slurping
  His good ol' Mountain Dew is what he's always drinking
  Drinking it fast, until he starts singing
  Walking of the 18th with scorecard in hand
  I tell coach 72, he says, "You are the man."
  Radcliffe, Omdahl and Stand in with the same score
  Rockis and Bob come in and played poor
  Four 72's and two 94's
  288 as our team score
  D.L. goes down
  Bob Gorden is sad
  Everyone else is so happy
  The Rams move on to state
  Hopefully we'll play great.